話說山人我家ㄉ黃臉妖過生日
山人一早準備好ㄌ服妖kitty
想說今年又度過一劫ㄌ
沒想到一天就被破功ㄌ
第二天當山人我還在偷笑準備要玩電動時
黃臉妖竟然抱著我們ㄉ女兒出現~~
山人:大膽妖孽, 難道你不怕山人我ㄉ服妖kitty嗎
黃臉妖: What?! How dare you yell at me?! You have to be my slave today. Remember?
(啥米?! 你竟敢對老娘大聲嚷嚷?! 你不記得你今天要當老娘ㄉ奴隸ㄌ嗎?)
(黃臉妖只說英文啦)
山人: 服妖Kitty~~
黃臉妖: So what? hurry up and do what I ask, don't make me say them twice...
(那又怎樣? 趕快乖乖ㄉ照老娘說ㄉ做, 別逼老娘說兩次)
(目露凶光)
山人: 那~~~ 奴才可以替娘娘效勞些啥, 娘娘請吩咐吧....
(發抖中)
黃臉妖: I need you to wash dishes, do the laundry, tidy things up, change the bedsheet, change diapers, buy me food, make me coffee.......
(老娘要你洗碗, 洗衣, 整理房間, 換床單, 換尿片, 買食物給老娘吃, 泡咖啡給老娘喝)
山人: ㄓ...喳!
嗚嗚
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